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So, Driving home from Walgreens last night…
cheap cigs and dr. peppers in hand…
Minding my own business, listening to Jackie Puppet voiced by Bily West sing an abridged version of the pot song, when I drive thru a green light and get t-boned by some chick who swears up and down that I was turning.
Even tho my blinker wasn’t on.
And I hadn’t made any type of movement into the turning lane,
Yeah, lady, I sure looked like I was turning back there.
Now, my body is achy, SUPERfoot is massive even by SUPERfoot standards..
I‘m waiting on Enterprise….cos they pick you up and shit…
Getting the shit out of my likely totaled White Lightnin’ (We hardly knew ye….)